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About Me

Name

J H

Age

25

Country

City

Chicago

Quick Stats

XP

1112

Level

6

Joined

2488 days

Posts

32

Friends

28

Matches

25

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  • General
  • CS:GO Stats

Recent Activity

Is scheduled to play Georgia Southern Blue on 02/13/2018
2y
Is scheduled to play Georgia Southern Blue on 02/13/2018
2y
Lost to SPURT ESPORTS 12 - 16 in Open Play
2y
Is scheduled to play SPURT ESPORTS on 02/13/2018
2y
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Is scheduled to play Aids is real my dude on 04/25/2017
3y
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Won against Victims Of Our Natur 16 - 14 in Open Play
3y
Is scheduled to play Victims Of Our Nature on 04/13/2017
3y

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Recent Matches

vs Simplicity (3 - 0)
5 - 16
L
vs The Love Boat (6 - 2)
12 - 16
L
16 - 14
W
at Different (5 - 3)
10 - 16
L
at AK-illers (5 - 3)
2 - 16
L
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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
There are currently no pugs to show

Recent Pugs

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Date Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
07/06/2017 de_train 21.66Σ 29 3 16 1.81 137.08 1.21 24 8-16 w
12/13/2016 de_dust2 7.90Σ 7 4 16 0.44 46.11 0.39 18 16-10 w
06/25/2016 de_train 17.10Σ 39 3 22 1.77 130.53 1.30 30 14-16 l
05/23/2016 de_train 4.58Σ 14 2 17 0.82 80.74 0.74 19 16-3 l
05/22/2016 de_inferno 10.79Σ 10 1 9 1.11 89.92 0.83 12 4-16 l
05/17/2016 de_mirage 10.79Σ 19 2 23 0.83 79.71 0.68 28 16-12 l
05/17/2016 de_inferno 15.30Σ 26 5 22 1.18 98.93 0.90 29 16-13 w
05/17/2016 de_dust2 19.98Σ 20 6 14 1.43 100.71 0.95 21 16-5 w
05/13/2016 de_cache 18.80Σ 25 5 12 2.08 105.88 1.04 24 16-8 w
04/27/2016 de_cache 3.59Σ 9 3 20 0.45 70.65 0.45 20 16-4 l
04/27/2016 de_dust2 21.26Σ 38 3 16 2.38 137.19 1.41 27 16-11 w
04/27/2016 de_inferno 11.08Σ 18 3 23 0.78 90.74 0.67 27 11-16 l
04/25/2016 de_inferno 24.28Σ 28 6 11 2.55 142.48 1.33 21 16-5 w
04/25/2016 de_dust2 24.61Σ 17 4 8 2.13 96.83 0.94 18 2-16 w
04/25/2016 de_cache 19.29Σ 33 11 19 1.74 146.28 1.14 29 16-13 w
04/25/2016 de_mirage 20.99Σ 35 6 17 2.06 143.12 1.35 26 16-10 w
04/23/2016 de_inferno 11.57Σ 9 0 7 1.29 103.30 0.90 10 16-5 l
04/22/2016 de_mirage 21.69Σ 16 2 11 1.45 109.65 0.94 17 16-1 w
04/21/2016 de_mirage 12.67Σ 23 0 23 1.00 70.83 0.79 29 16-13 w
04/21/2016 de_dust2 13.07Σ 22 7 22 1.00 90.17 0.73 30 14-16 w

1-20 of 171 results.

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
There are currently no 10-Mans to show

Recent 10-Mans

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Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
01/25/2016 MaZo's Team de_nuke 5.25Σ 13 3 24 0.54 59.76 0.52 25 16-9 l
01/25/2016 AK515's Team de_mirage 9.40Σ 20 5 30 0.67 67.66 0.57 35 19-16 l

1-20 of 2 results.

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Scrims

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Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
07/15/2016 Graduated Cylinder de_cbble 11.64Σ 20 1 15 1.33 67.60 0.80 25 9-16 w
07/15/2016 7th Cavalry Gaming (... de_cache 12.68Σ 17 6 13 1.31 88.73 0.77 22 16-6 w
03/28/2015 Exile Gaming de_cache 6.47Σ 10 4 18 0.56 74.09 0.45 22 16-6 l
01/14/2015 Bear Force One de_season 4.46Σ 14 2 20 0.70 59.92 0.58 24 8-16 l
12/23/2014 SwiFT.CS de_cache 22.08Σ 26 6 9 2.89 115.15 1.30 20 16-4 w
12/15/2014 (1)Unoriginalss de_inferno 4.36Σ 8 1 19 0.42 41.56 0.30 27 11-16 l
12/15/2014 Functional Xray de_inferno 12.63Σ 13 6 15 0.87 76.39 0.57 23 7-16 w
12/15/2014 Simplicity eSports S... de_inferno 5.17Σ 4 4 18 0.22 55.47 0.21 19 16-3 l
12/14/2014 Zero Tolerance Gaming de_inferno 19.46Σ 16 6 8 2.00 99.11 0.84 19 16-3 w
12/14/2014 We duh Pois de_inferno 9.54Σ 21 4 20 1.05 73.86 0.75 28 12-16 l
12/11/2014 Clarity Scrim de_cache 11.23Σ 18 3 23 0.78 63.38 0.62 29 16-13 l
12/11/2014 balls de_inferno 6.17Σ 9 1 18 0.50 44.50 0.41 22 16-6 l
12/09/2014 Out of Retirement de_cache 6.01Σ 14 0 18 0.78 75.85 0.70 20 16-4 l
12/09/2014 Classy de_cache 1.81Σ 5 3 16 0.31 50.19 0.31 16 16-0 l
12/08/2014 Awakening de_cache 20.28Σ 32 7 14 2.29 120.04 1.33 24 16-8 w
12/07/2014 JAMKIND de_cache 9.36Σ 18 4 21 0.86 74.54 0.75 24 16-8 l
12/07/2014 miSS_Gaming de_cache 5.08Σ 6 2 17 0.35 57.45 0.30 20 4-16 l
12/07/2014 High Velocity de_cache 10.13Σ 26 7 23 1.13 79.82 0.76 34 15-19 l
12/02/2014 TAP de_season 10.16Σ 17 2 21 0.81 53.93 0.59 29 16-13 l
11/12/2014 Master Baiters de_mirage 6.88Σ 9 0 19 0.47 39.25 0.38 24 9-16 w

1-20 of 26 results.

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Matches

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