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There goes Satire, stealing our girls again

There goes Satire, stealing our girls again

-S4TiR3-

About Me

Name

David Amonitas

Age

22

Country

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City

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Quick Stats

XP

107

Level

2

Joined

1786 days

Posts

3

Friends

17

Matches

35

Achievements

  • General
  • CS:GO Stats

Recent Activity

1s
Joined DANK McBANK in Scrim: Open Play
3y
Is scheduled to play Vicious Manbabies on 10/26/2016
3y
Is scheduled to play Vicious Manbabies on 10/26/2016
3y
Forfeitted to POWERHOUSE in Week 1
3y
Will play POWERHOUSE in Week 1
3y
Joined Oblivion Squad in Season 11 (NA/EU): Regula ...
3y
Is scheduled to play Bountiful Booty on 10/08/2016
3y
Joined Oblivion Squad in Season 11 (NA/EU): Presea ...
3y
Lost to zero's heros 9 - 16 in Open Play
3y

Biography

I'm some 18 year old neckbeard on the internet who regularly masturbates to stills of ScreaM getting headshots. I often change my name to Pro players for I have a lack of self confidence and a slightly below average sized penis.

I go outside twice a month to smoke the good stuff and edit sick terraria montages.

I attempted to revive competitive Hunger Games in Minecraft but to no avail.

Regular follower of PewDiePie, both on twitter and in real life.

Playing for Departed Lex in the intermediate North American division. Captain and top fragger. I like to use the AWP from time to time and hit some nasty shots and then when some kid is staring at me with a fucking glock i miss all 69 shots (LOL 69 get it). I blame the fact that the servers are only 128 and not 129.

64 Tick servers are the reason I cannot get a girlfriend and why my dog is an asshole.

Passionate about the game and never give up. Swag Yolo.

My Favorites

Player

shroud, steel

Team

Cloud 9

Game

Kingdom Hearts

Role

IGL; Rifler; Awper; Angry Person; Motivator

Music

Rap; Hilltop Hoods; E-dubble

Food

Sushi , Pizza and Taco Bell

My Setup

Video Card

GTX 580

Sound Card

what?

CPU

Intel i7 2600k

RAM

8GB (www.DownloadMoreRAM.com)

Hard Drives

Standard 2TB

OS

Windows 7 (PC Master Race)

Headset

Senheiser 580 HD

Mouse

Logitech G303

Mousepad

Steel Series QcK+

Keyboard

Corsair K70

Monitors

ASUS VG248QE 144Hz

Case

Cooler Master

Favorite Joke

Hey mom do you love me?

No you're adopted.

Upcoming Matches

No upcoming matches

Recent Matches

10 - 16
L
at house Bulgarian (5 - 3)
16 - 6
W
vs DZL Brothas (2 - 6)
16 - 13
W
vs Me and My Nagas (5 - 3)
5 - 16
L
at EastSide.GG (2 - 6)
16 - 7
W
  • Pick Up Games
  • 10-Mans
  • Scrimmages
  • Official Matches

Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Pugs

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Date Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
04/29/2016 de_mirage 13.23Σ 16 3 18 0.89 73.83 0.70 23 16-7 w
12/15/2015 de_cbble 10.80Σ 14 2 14 1.00 63.59 0.64 22 16-6 w
12/03/2015 de_inferno 10.35Σ 19 1 19 1.00 75.68 0.76 25 16-9 l
12/03/2015 de_mirage 15.63Σ 16 3 12 1.33 84.57 0.76 21 16-5 w
12/02/2015 de_inferno 20.34Σ 19 4 8 2.38 106.06 1.06 18 16-2 w
11/13/2015 de_santorini 5.34Σ 9 0 13 0.69 52.42 0.47 19 16-3 l
09/18/2015 de_dust2 14.86Σ 24 3 10 2.40 93.14 1.14 21 5-16 w
09/17/2015 de_cbble 7.74Σ 22 3 22 1.00 70.97 0.73 30 16-14 l
06/13/2015 de_mirage 6.84Σ 19 2 23 0.83 71.04 0.68 28 16-12 l
06/11/2015 de_mirage 18.17Σ 35 3 20 1.75 114.36 1.25 28 16-12 w
06/11/2015 de_dust2 12.20Σ 24 4 19 1.26 94.37 0.89 27 11-16 w
05/27/2015 de_mirage 9.81Σ 16 0 17 0.94 74.04 0.67 24 16-8 l
04/04/2015 de_mirage 10.67Σ 17 5 18 0.94 82.09 0.74 23 12-16 l
04/03/2015 de_season 6.34Σ 18 1 20 0.90 70.08 0.69 26 16-10 l
10/20/2014 de_season 7.39Σ 12 2 22 0.55 70.57 0.52 23 16-7 l

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
There are currently no 10-Mans to show

Recent 10-Mans

1

Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
06/15/2016 Scrumptious's Team de_cache 6.56Σ 18 5 22 0.82 64.21 0.64 28 16-12 l

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Scrims

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Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
08/19/2016 zero's heros de_cache 5.57Σ 8 2 22 0.36 45.92 0.32 25 9-16 l
03/01/2016 Rated Talent de_mirage 12.85Σ 24 5 22 1.09 89.30 0.80 30 16-14 l
03/01/2016 LuX Gamers Gold de_cache 10.36Σ 18 4 17 1.06 83.91 0.78 23 16-7 l
02/23/2016 Full Tilt Scrim de_cache 6.99Σ 11 1 11 1.00 39.46 0.46 24 8-16 l
02/23/2016 we0 de_inferno 13.19Σ 22 3 20 1.10 98.79 0.79 28 16-12 l
02/17/2016 Rated Talent de_cache 7.26Σ 17 1 18 0.94 76.68 0.77 22 16-6 l
02/16/2016 Eternal Gaming de_mirage 9.87Σ 18 4 21 0.86 65.50 0.64 28 16-12 w
02/10/2016 Duck Squad de_cache 8.38Σ 18 3 18 1.00 81.36 0.72 25 16-9 l
02/03/2016 PredatorX Gaming de_inferno 9.30Σ 14 8 23 0.61 75.25 0.50 28 16-12 w
02/02/2016 Veloces.cs de_inferno 11.55Σ 20 8 18 1.11 89.08 0.80 25 9-16 l
01/31/2016 eCo E-sports de_mirage 11.09Σ 21 6 21 1.00 86.48 0.72 29 16-13 w
01/31/2016 WAVE ~ eSports de_inferno 8.30Σ 18 7 23 0.78 60.40 0.60 30 14-16 l
01/29/2016 Art Majors de_cache 10.29Σ 27 3 21 1.29 78.87 0.90 30 16-14 w
01/27/2016 Oblivion eSports de_cache 7.10Σ 12 3 19 0.63 61.17 0.50 24 8-16 l
01/27/2016 One Click Kill de_cache 6.81Σ 13 4 18 0.72 80.65 0.65 20 16-4 l
01/25/2016 Online de_cache 10.70Σ 19 2 18 1.06 82.48 0.76 25 16-9 l
01/25/2016 Gecko Peppers de_cache 9.06Σ 18 1 17 1.06 78.45 0.82 22 6-16 l
01/13/2016 Zotiv.CS de_mirage 6.96Σ 17 4 28 0.61 58.40 0.49 35 19-16 l
01/13/2016 RMU Eagles CSGO de_cache 11.10Σ 15 3 18 0.83 78.08 0.63 24 8-16 w
01/11/2016 KrakN de_dust2 16.71Σ 16 6 14 1.14 94.55 0.80 20 4-16 w

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Statistics Overview  

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GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Matches

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Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
03/08/2016 FragHarder eSports de_cache 6.84Σ 12 5 20 0.60 54.50 0.46 26 10-16 l
02/25/2016 house Bulgarian de_inferno 12.81Σ 18 2 12 1.50 93.68 0.82 22 6-16 w
02/24/2016 DZL Brothas de_cbble 10.02Σ 19 3 21 0.90 66.76 0.66 29 16-13 w
02/10/2016 Me and My Nagas de_inferno 9.13Σ 10 5 18 0.56 69.90 0.48 21 5-16 l
02/04/2016 EastSide.GG de_dust2 9.39Σ 11 5 13 0.85 60.48 0.48 23 7-16 w
01/28/2016 Omnia MSFTS de_inferno 13.13Σ 21 2 17 1.24 89.19 0.78 27 11-16 w
01/21/2016 Undeniable Veto 9.81Σ 19 1 21 0.90 74.28 0.76 25 16-9 l
01/15/2016 Aviate de_train 9.18Σ 18 1 19 0.95 73.96 0.75 24 16-8 l
01/06/2016 Maple Syrup Gladiators de_dust2 14.27Σ 14 4 21 0.67 69.08 0.58 24 8-16 w
12/23/2015 North Squad de_cache 8.95Σ 21 3 23 0.91 75.46 0.75 28 12-16 l
09/22/2015 dEx de_cache 10.58Σ 15 6 19 0.79 72.76 0.60 25 16-9 l
09/18/2015 Team Official CsGo de_train 8.69Σ 19 1 20 0.95 77.26 0.83 23 7-16 l
09/15/2015 Team Justice de_train 4.20Σ 10 2 21 0.48 44.83 0.42 24 16-8 l
09/07/2015 Shahzeb Khan Deliver... de_inferno 3.37Σ 10 5 17 0.59 59.32 0.53 19 16-3 l
09/03/2015 ßack 2 ßack de_season 17.02Σ 21 7 18 1.17 111.00 0.84 25 9-16 w
09/01/2015 Team Phantom Raviolis de_season 8.67Σ 16 3 18 0.89 82.96 0.70 23 16-7 l
08/26/2015 Initium Novum de_cbble 1.78Σ 9 0 15 0.60 61.00 0.56 16 16-0 l
08/25/2015 Atropos de_cbble 4.49Σ 10 5 21 0.48 62.17 0.43 23 7-16 l
06/16/2015 Foxtrot 5 de_cache 18.29Σ 25 3 13 1.92 109.38 1.04 24 16-8 w
06/12/2015 SL Gaming de_mirage 13.38Σ 22 7 17 1.29 94.77 0.85 26 10-16 w

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