{{site.countdown.title}} Registration Now Open!
Registration
Closes In

{{days}}

DAYS

{{hours}}

HRS

{{minutes}}

MINS

{{seconds}}

SECS

La Di Da, I have nothing interesting to say!

Douglas-

About Me

Name

Jarod O

Age

21

Country

City

--

Quick Stats

XP

362

Level

3

Joined

2099 days

Posts

120

Friends

10

Matches

96

Achievements

  • General
  • CS:GO Stats

Recent Activity

Joined in :
1y
Forfeitted to Catch22.GG in Week 2:2
1y
Forfeitted to TOP2NOVICE in Week 2:1
1y
Forfeitted to Handsome Dads in Week 1:2
1y
Forfeitted to aT in Week 1:1
1y
0s
0s
0s
0s
Joined Ghost Academy in Gfinity CS:GO Spring Seri ...
1y

Biography

Dude you need to quit fucking snap chatting juxtapo. Stop. She doesn't respond with anything meaningful for a reason and she's not interested in you. Who am I? The man whom she is in love with. She already told me not to worry, she's not interested in you. Sorry I bothered you kid. I've dated her since 2 summers ago. If you aren't trying to get at my woman or being inappropriate I don't care if you snap her occasionally. Just don't try anything man. You'll embarrass yourself and anger me. We are in love and we're making love tomorrow. So if you have any ill intentions with my woman you can forget it right now. I'm the biggest and best she's ever had, only man she's ever loved and the only man who could truly satisfy her physically. You will never have her. And she loves me. I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a dick, just me and juxtapo are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to date before me is snap chatting her.... We don't need any extra bullshit or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do,we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left kyle for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you. You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended shit with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or fuck with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me. She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the fucking truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak ass, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soullmate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my juxtapo. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude. But just as a friend. You're nothing to my juxtapo but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha.I just don't need you interfering with me and juxtapo's love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy bullshit but.Me and juxtapo are head over heels.... I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give juxtapo my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make shit harder than it already is. I just moved back and me and her miss eachother so badly and we are FINALLY go to see eachother tomorrow and make love for the first time since halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested:"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby:/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an ass for attacking you when you have nothing with my juxtapo and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my juxtapo :)

My Favorites

Player

Team

Game

Role

IGL, Lurker, Entry

Music

Food

My Setup

Video Card

EVGA GTX 780 SLI

Sound Card

None

CPU

i7-4790K

RAM

Corsair Vengeance 16GB 2133 MHz

Hard Drives

OS

Windows 8.1 - 64bit

Headset

Logitech G430

Mouse

Logitech G303

Mousepad

Logitech G640

Keyboard

Logitech G910

Monitors

ASUS VG248QE 24" 144Hz

Case

NZXT Phantom Full Tower

Favorite Joke

What do you call a profile without a joke?
-- I don't know.

Current Rosters

No current rosters

Upcoming Matches

No upcoming matches

Recent Matches

16 - 4
W
at vitrioL (9 - 7)
9 - 16
L
16 - 6
W
at SetToDestroyX (14 - 2)
13 - 16
L
at exceL eSports (6 - 10)
12 - 16
L

Past Rosters

Team Zealous

2 - 0

Intermediate

Team Zealous

3 - 2

Intermediate
  • Pick Up Games
  • 10-Mans
  • Scrimmages
  • Official Matches

Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
There are currently no pugs to show

Recent Pugs

1 2 3 4

Date Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
02/02/2016 de_cache 32.16Σ 38 1 9 4.22 184.74 2.00 19 16-3 w
01/19/2016 de_season 16.99Σ 12 3 8 1.50 74.00 0.67 18 2-16 w
01/17/2016 de_mirage 27.94Σ 27 5 11 2.45 143.17 1.50 18 16-2 w
01/17/2016 de_inferno 27.61Σ 29 1 7 4.14 140.22 1.61 18 16-2 w
01/16/2016 de_santorini 21.87Σ 39 6 17 2.29 139.42 1.50 26 16-10 w
01/16/2016 de_mirage 31.28Σ 29 2 5 5.80 149.94 1.71 17 16-1 w
01/16/2016 de_season 19.56Σ 19 6 13 1.46 124.78 1.06 18 2-16 w
12/13/2015 de_inferno 18.95Σ 22 8 18 1.22 111.25 0.92 24 8-16 w
12/10/2015 de_mirage 12.79Σ 17 7 20 0.85 95.92 0.71 24 16-8 l
12/09/2015 de_mirage 16.27Σ 24 4 22 1.09 95.19 0.92 26 16-10 w
12/09/2015 de_santorini 23.10Σ 42 6 22 1.91 145.17 1.40 30 15-15 t
12/08/2015 de_train 20.22Σ 39 3 19 2.05 122.69 1.34 29 16-13 w
12/08/2015 de_inferno 33.06Σ 30 4 10 3.00 162.94 1.67 18 16-2 w
12/07/2015 de_cbble 5.83Σ 13 4 17 0.76 86.72 0.72 18 16-2 l
12/07/2015 de_santorini 16.63Σ 40 4 20 2.00 143.80 1.33 30 16-14 l
12/07/2015 de_cbble 24.67Σ 23 7 12 1.92 130.05 1.15 20 16-4 w
12/06/2015 de_cache 11.40Σ 20 3 20 1.00 95.26 0.87 23 7-16 l
12/06/2015 de_cbble 22.69Σ 27 6 12 2.25 142.57 1.29 21 5-16 w
12/05/2015 de_mirage 18.45Σ 22 3 12 1.83 110.24 1.05 21 16-5 w
12/05/2015 de_mirage 25.70Σ 25 7 9 2.78 143.32 1.32 19 3-16 w

1-20 of 67 results.

1 2 3 4

Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
There are currently no 10-Mans to show

Recent 10-Mans

1

Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
03/20/2016 Bl4ckout's Team de_train 12.92Σ 23 4 20 1.15 103.04 1.00 23 7-16 l
03/20/2016 rTx^'s Team de_mirage 12.01Σ 22 2 19 1.16 83.04 0.79 28 16-12 w
11/24/2015 PinheadLarry's Team de_cache 11.00Σ 24 6 20 1.20 96.69 0.92 26 16-10 l
10/30/2015 blinKer's Team de_cache 5.58Σ 6 2 3 2.00 29.36 0.27 22 13-16 l

1-20 of 4 results.

1

Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
There are currently no scrims to show

Recent Scrims

1 2 3 4

Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
02/04/2016 Voltage Gaming de_inferno 17.49Σ 29 3 16 1.81 113.83 1.26 23 16-7 w
02/03/2016 Voltage Gaming de_dust2 19.75Σ 10 1 5 2.00 58.30 0.50 20 16-4 w
02/03/2016 Voltage Gaming de_cache 9.70Σ 22 4 21 1.05 78.68 0.79 28 12-16 l
02/01/2016 Insomnia eSports de_cache 17.24Σ 26 2 17 1.53 104.58 1.00 26 16-10 w
02/01/2016 Voltage Gaming de_inferno 17.46Σ 12 2 10 1.20 47.46 0.50 24 8-16 w
01/30/2016 Dank Pepe Squad de_cache 8.58Σ 14 2 14 1.00 61.65 0.61 23 16-7 l
01/02/2016 admin abuse de_mirage 19.97Σ 24 8 12 2.00 115.81 1.14 21 16-5 w
01/02/2016 MasterLizard Esports de_inferno 22.77Σ 29 8 13 2.23 134.09 1.26 23 16-7 w
12/31/2015 Dank Pepe Squad de_mirage 11.74Σ 22 7 21 1.05 97.38 0.92 24 8-16 l
12/31/2015 Dank Pepe Squad de_inferno 10.33Σ 17 4 19 0.89 73.36 0.68 25 9-16 l
12/29/2015 team restrict de_mirage 23.92Σ 31 7 14 2.21 144.52 1.35 23 16-7 w
12/29/2015 Pandorum: Blue de_mirage 17.79Σ 26 2 16 1.63 112.41 1.18 22 16-6 w
12/29/2015 Circa eSports de_inferno 10.80Σ 15 4 22 0.68 54.00 0.44 34 19-15 w
12/28/2015 Bad News Badgers de_inferno 17.66Σ 17 4 4 4.25 96.88 1.00 17 16-1 w
12/24/2015 Dank Pepe Squad 1 de_mirage 11.93Σ 27 8 30 0.90 94.58 0.75 36 17-19 w
12/24/2015 Dank Pepe Squad 1 de_inferno 12.11Σ 25 5 17 1.47 87.74 0.93 27 16-11 w
12/17/2015 Ethereal Esports de_cbble 23.31Σ 24 4 17 1.41 124.19 1.14 21 5-16 w
12/16/2015 Local Battles de_dust2 12.80Σ 27 2 18 1.50 91.28 0.93 29 16-13 w
12/16/2015 Weeb Dream Team de_dust2 13.51Σ 34 3 26 1.31 93.85 1.00 34 19-15 w
12/10/2015 Dank Pepe Squad de_dust2 10.30Σ 18 5 20 0.90 73.72 0.62 29 13-16 l

1-20 of 98 results.

1 2 3 4

Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
There are currently no matches to show

Recent Matches

1 2 3 4

Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
10/15/2017 eUnited de_mirage 4.13Σ 3 1 18 0.17 31.14 0.14 21 16-5 l
10/14/2017 eUnited de_nuke 13.60Σ 27 8 25 1.08 76.67 0.75 36 19-17 l
10/14/2017 Team Hyper de_cache 11.55Σ 20 4 23 0.87 76.53 0.67 30 14-16 w
10/14/2017 Team Hyper de_cbble 13.71Σ 21 1 16 1.31 89.38 0.88 24 8-16 w
10/14/2017 Team Hyper de_inferno 11.90Σ 25 9 22 1.14 87.53 0.83 30 16-14 l
10/14/2017 Cruxie's Farmers de_mirage 13.54Σ 24 5 17 1.41 93.89 0.89 27 11-16 w
10/14/2017 Wanderlust de_mirage 8.45Σ 16 3 27 0.59 63.97 0.46 35 19-16 w
07/21/2016 KAOS LATIN GAMERS MO... de_cache 20.94Σ 18 3 10 1.80 98.15 0.90 20 4-16 w
07/08/2016 Yacht Club eSports Veto 14.43Σ 17 3 12 1.42 90.05 0.77 22 16-6 w
07/07/2016 SetToDestroyX Veto 12.18Σ 26 5 21 1.24 97.28 0.90 29 16-13 l
06/30/2016 exceL eSports Veto 8.50Σ 17 4 20 0.85 65.93 0.61 28 16-12 l
06/28/2016 Imperion eSports Veto 10.57Σ 24 5 20 1.20 64.94 0.67 36 19-17 w
06/22/2016 SpawnKilled de_mirage 7.91Σ 17 5 25 0.68 64.73 0.57 30 14-16 l
06/22/2016 SpawnKilled de_cache 8.96Σ 15 2 17 0.88 75.78 0.65 23 7-16 l
06/21/2016 SpawnKilled de_cbble 6.47Σ 12 2 14 0.86 47.75 0.50 24 16-8 w
06/21/2016 mindplay Veto 10.66Σ 26 3 16 1.63 82.69 0.90 29 16-13 w
06/18/2016 Murica, Freedom, And... Veto 11.97Σ 20 1 16 1.25 72.00 0.80 25 16-9 w
06/09/2016 J5 Is Alive Veto 16.48Σ 15 2 7 2.14 85.00 0.83 18 16-2 w
06/08/2016 Local Battles Veto 12.50Σ 16 1 5 3.20 69.94 0.94 17 16-1 w
06/07/2016 Wild Card Veto 9.94Σ 13 5 17 0.76 57.19 0.48 27 11-16 w

1-20 of 151 results.

1 2 3 4